ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? the rainman for rainin' on me. i was gonna go out and get a nice dinner, rent a movie, and have a lil alone time tonite. well screw that! stupid rainman.
2. What is your weapon of choice? the pepperspray gordon got me. it looks powerful
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? WOULD I?! i'm known for it man. gotta live up to my name.
4. How about of the same sex? yeah. i think i used to abuse ellen a lot. too bad she's not around more some more beating =P i miss u dearest.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably matt. he's always angry at me.
6. What is your pet peeve? people who are always late. RAWR. or people who hold their cell phone in their hand, but have a headset on. what the hey. u look a bit pathetic-- NOT professional.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends. ok fine. it takes me some time... i'm a drama queen people.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? eat the vitamins my mommy bought me in the beginning of the semester. i should probably eat them... oops.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 7pm after Red Eye Nite a few years ago. man... that was the best nite ever. we went to play in this HUGE laser tag place, then flag football, then cosmic bowling, then karaoking, and then bonding fun. that was an awesome awesome nite!!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i overslept. i oversleep for everything. it's gettin lame... but it's true.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? heck yes!!! Proactive, Bun & Thigh Max, and a lot of vacuum and oven infomercials. they're so addictive.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? uh never. i do not waste my time on making my body look good people. it comes naturally. haha jk jk. i'm lazy. i have never worked out in my life before. i'm a lump of lard.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 3 times. 9 minute intervals. i don't know why my clock does that. i don't know how to change it either.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? starbucks caramel frappacino
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white meat... mmmmmmmmm
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? haha. sorry guys. i don't drink
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? yeah, all of them.... PSCH! yeah rite.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes. i have 3 rolls. gross man.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweets. MMMMMMM chocolate.... mmmm
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? who does that.... actually.. i always want to eat lil babies' cheeks. they're so soft and tender. anyone need a babysitter? hehe

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? gross. u guys know my thoughts on naked people. haha, for those of u who don't, don't worry about it.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? what am i? a stripper?!
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? actually, this one time, i was staring off into space and then realized that i was staring right at this woman's chest and she was lookin back at me with mean eyes.
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? zero. i dont' trust myself with a credit card. neither does my mom. nor should anyone else.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? i can't resist the power of the red, white, and blue eagle...
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? 1. 20gig iPod 2. Black Mini Couper with White racing stripes 3. professional camera 4. finish my family's basement for my mommy 5. give a few $100,000's to my daddy so he can take a year off =P 6. buy me a husband. TEEHEE
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich...who wants to be famous?!!?
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? no way man. i think my ambitions on being an artist proves that i care more for my job than any monetary success i can acquite in the future.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes..a pencil from Michael's when i was very young. i feel very bad. i still have it. it's part of the pencil collection i had when i was 7 or 8. OH! and a roll of toilet paper from Marlboro High School before goin hiking w/the VBC. V and i did it. MUAHAHAHA =P. i'm sure they woulda given it to us if we asked. the school was just totally empty. it was weird.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? that is confidential information. it might get me arrested. haha =P

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? being able to make a GREAT group of friends back home... (yeah VBC!!! and JOYWOK03!!) and also "gettin into UIUC for art" =P stupid people.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? i don't know... why don't u ask them. MOMMY AND DADDY. i know u read this thing. what have i done to make u most proud huh?!?!
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? become an artist, own a gallery in NYC, and start a really loving family.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yeah, but that's when i am reminded that i really have to humble myself.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yeah, the burping contest back in '99 at summer camp. that was awesome.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? this one time, my mommy said i was goin to get in BIG TROUBLE if i didn't get a 100. my teacher was friends w/my mom and she knew taht i was goin to get in big trouble, so she helped me on the test. hehe. it was funny. she would come over to me and look over my shoulder.. and if anythign was wrong, she'd point to it, and write the right answer on the board. what a joke! =P
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? improving myself on being stronger inside. you guys probably don't understand but that's ok. u dotn' have to.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? envying other people is BAD. =P ok. ok fine, kristen kruek's mixed hotness.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? KYAN from the FAB5. he has good taste. and i'd like to go into his house and design his living quarters. woah that'd be groovy.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? hmm. kristen davis
4. Have you ever been cheated on? uhh...
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? i do wish i were a bit taller. but god made me short for a reason. i have yet to discover that reason.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? i don't know. more brain cells =P?

PAST
First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Black from May Watts Elementary School in Naperville, IL
Last word you said: have fun in the shower (my roomate just got in the shower)
Last song you sang: "the two of us"- NSYNC from their Celebrity Cd.
Last song stuck in your head: "Pop" -NSYNC from Celebrity. yum!

PRESENT
What's in your CD player: NSYNC Celebrity
What color socks are you wearing: white
What's under your bed: shoes, sweaters, boxes, crates, slippers, supplies. college students take full advantage of under-bed storage.
What's the weather like: crappy cold and rainy
What time did you wake up today: 8:57. supposed to wake up at 8:30.. but hit the snooze 3 times.... blargh.

FUTURE
Are you going to college: hmm.. maybe i'm a lil too old for this huh?
Where do you want to go? ROOTGERS! or NYU
What is your career going to be: An artist/painter god-willing
Where are you going to live: NYC for a while.. then hopefully in Cali or NJ or even Conn if it is stars hollowesque
How many kids do you want: 3. Boy, girl, girl
Kids' names: MAX!!!!, Victoria (tori for short),
Where do you want your honeymoon: Hawaii to see the dolphins.. but i kinda want it to be surprise.
What kind of car will you have: in the future, my silver, '99 mitsubishi eclipse. it will always be my dream car.